Fugia Sharapova

They say that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Does that logic also work with things that seem too crazy to be real?

[Photo: Splash News]

I mean… what IS that random sleeve? Perhaps her arm is depressed/shy/neurotic about wearing only slimming colors. Maybe Maria is trying to find daily fashion applications for that kinesio tape Kerri Walsh used in the Olympics. Or possibly, the sleeve is protecting her from a stalker who is a
dismemberment fetishist, and who hopes to freeze off her left arm with
his wind cannon and take it home and hang it on his wall.

Because I feel like there has to be some reason behind Sleeve. Yes, Sleeve; it’s a proper noun now. It is its own creature, with feelings. Sleeve enjoys waving at Andy Roddick, churning butter, burning witches,
and long walks on the beach with men who aren’t afraid to cry.  And it would probably prefer not to be upstaged by ankle-wrap shoes, so Maria should expect some kind of crafty revenge play from Sleeve, which is almost guaranteed to have something crazy up itself.