Fug the Cover: Ali Lohan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Oh, god, I’m sorry. Just a second. Hang on. I have to catch my breath. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. Hee. Hee hee hee. Ahh. Hee. Oh, goodness. That was refreshing. A nice, hardy snicker first thing on a Friday morning. It does you some good. I really shouldn’t laugh. But, “Ali Lohan is America’s New Sweetheart”? Oh, that is rich. RICH, I tell you. If we love her so much, why are sitting back and allowing her to be strangled by a posse of rogue necklaces and her own hair? I ask you.