Why Did I Get Fugged?

No, Janet Jackson, NO.

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By which I mean, YES, Janet Jackson, YES. The two of us just clapped and screamed, “THANK YOU JESUS.”

It’s like she’s the lead vixen in Snow Plow: The Musical, about an alien race of galactic warlords who travel by chair lift to conquer the universe, and the rebels who slalom their way to freedom. Clearly, Grace Jones would co-star. In fact, Grace Jones is probably sitting at home thinking, “Damn, girl, I wore that to dinner last night, thank God we didn’t bump into each other.”