VMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lady Victoria Hervey

I don’t really have the energy to continue trying to understand this woman — why she’s invited places over here, why she’s so freaking skinny, and why I can’t just ignore her.

But:

I have three shouty things to say:

1) STOP TANNING.

2) START CHEWING.

3) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHERE ARE YOUR BOOBS HERE?

That is all.