How I Met Your Fugger

Hey, at least Selita Ebanks is WEARING a bra:

And it appears to be a nice, sensible Victoria’s Secret bra as well, which will make her employers happy at least. Maybe this is part of a guerrilla campaign on the part of VS to advertise their newest line of lift and separators. I admit that I am terrified of having this happen to ME in some alternate universe — where for some random-ass reason they’re making us all walk the red carpet before we run into the deli for big fat carby sandwiches and tabloids. I’ll see you there. WEAR A BRA.  Because, you know, I feel like it’s totally possible that this sort of thing could easily happen accidentally and you would NOT KNOW until it was TOO LATE and then some asshole blogger would be like, “NICE BRA, MORON. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??” and you’d be all, “I DIDN’T DO IT ON PURPOSE,” and then everyone would be so sad and mutually misunderstood. At least we’d have those sandwiches, though. They would help.

That being said, she may also have on a sheer-ish skirt.