Fug Mathews

MEG MATHEWS: Smile, darling! We’re at a fashion show!

ANAIS: But Mummy, I’m hungry.

MEG: Ssh, not now, darling. Mummy’s got her goods on display.

ANAIS: But MUMMY, I have to go to the loo and I want some candy.

MEG: Yes, darling, just hold on a little bit longer, okay? Mummy’s busy playing Spot The Nipple with the nice man and his camera.

ANAIS: Ooh, is this the game that ends in Daddy saying that he can see everything except your dignity?

MEG: Humph. Children. They can be so inappropriate.

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