Daddy’s Little Fug Loves Disco

Oh, KIM STEWART:

Please tell me you’re leaving rehearsals for Cabaret Starring Sienna Miller, and that you are playing the Sienna Miller As Sally Bowles role. Because otherwise, I am not really sure what  to say about this. Other than that walking around with a lollipop in your mouth is a good way to end up in tears/blood/toothlessness if you trip and/or fall. Did you pay no attention in pre-school at all? Are you going to be running around tomorrow, holding scissors blades-up and not sharing your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while using your outside voice and peeing your pants? If so, I’ll see you back here!