Fug or Fab (Except Mostly Fug): Sarah Paulson


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I wanted to like this, I really did:

I don’t know WHY. Maybe because it’s a nice color, and there’s something romantic about the filmy sleeves — if Grace Farrell were to flit about her employer’s mansion dancing with the gardener and crooning songs about adopting plucky orphan girls whom she enjoys taking to the movies, then she might do it today in something like the above. But I think it’s kind of a disaster on Sarah. I can’t tell if it’s the design or her posture or both, but her shoulders look slouchy and saggy, like she is on the tail end of heaving a huge sigh. I can’t tell where her boobs are. And, also potentially to do with the way she’s standing and/or the cut of the sleeves, it makes her look vexingly emaciated in the torso region. Also, her blush is orange. And I don’t think the haircut suits her face shape. Plus, she looks smug. Nobody associated with Studio 60 has a right to look that smug. in fact, because of that turd of a show, she and everyone else should be apologizing to the world for the next two years.

Hmm, apparently I have stronger negative feelings toward this whole affair than I thought. Well, I TRIED. I really did. But I’d still like to hear from you:

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