NYFug.com: The Gossip Drought


In which we lament the lack of lurid dish to distract us from our problems:

Hollywood is serving us
lukewarm leftovers when what we REALLY need is a nice, palate-cleansing
gossip sorbet. [...] People can’t spend 24 hours a day tracking the markets’
demise or interpreting the latest polls. Without even just a few
minutes of fanciful distraction to keep us from eating our feelings,
we’ll go crazier than Anne Heche on an alien spirit-walk through Fresno.

We do realize there are good REASONS that the news cycle lately has been awash in actual important stuff, but don’t we all need a good old-fashioned celebrity scandal to relieve us of the stress of how freaking broke everyone is? Click on through to the full column to commiserate with us.

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