Happy Hallowfugs

Allegedly, Rachel Bilson is wearing this because she went to a Halloween party in costume as a hippie. Which is a huge relief, because at first, I thought, “DEAR GOD NO. Rachel Bilson would never wear those pants SINCERELY unless she had gone blind.”

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

I mean, right? But I suppose there’s always a possibility that she’s NOT in costume, and only drew on the tattoos as a cover for her real purpose: president of the “Dumpy Is Humpy” subcommittee at the Mischa Barton/Aubrey O’Day fan convention and group wedding. But since you never see her and any of her old O.C. co-stars together — least of all Mischa — I’m assuming the hippie explanation is the real one. That’s a big “phew” all around.