Project Fugway

Nicky Hilton’s appearance on last week’s episode of the delicious and delightful Project Runway proved that she was way less annoying than I thought she was, and also that she’s kind of low energy, which I guess isn’t that surprising since sharing a family with Paris Hilton would probably make a girl retreat deeply into herself, to a place of great silence and psychic pain.

This outfit, though, causes me psychic pain:

Leggings. Are never. Okay. But especially not when your shirt is short enough to show the whole world your girl-package.  There is such a thing as too much sharply-defined crotch.

In her defense, however, Hilton The Lesser does look as though it just occured to her that she forgot to put on some other pants.