Pussyfug Dolls

FROM: ROBIN ANTIN
TO: MELODY THORNTON
RE: Your outfit of last night, as snapped waiting for the valet at Katsuya
Attachment: said outfit:

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Dear Melody,

It has come to my attention that — despite years of my careful training — you have forgotten what properly constitutes a Schoolgirl Outfit in the Pussycat Dolls milieu. I can not stress to you enough that, no matter where you go, you are always representing the Pussycat Dolls and thus must always dress appropriately. I thought we covered this adequately after the debacle when you went to Whole Foods in jeans and a tank top, but apparently not.

Of course, as you know, the beret and knee high socks are mandatory and thank you for not being willfully disobedient in that arena. However, Melody, don’t even pretend that you are unaware that your blazer needs to be fully unbuttoned and worn over a lacy bra (or bustier, in winter). Likewise, although your shorts are mercifully appropriately scant, your Pussycat Dolls Wardrobe Guidelines are extremely clear on this subject: you need to be wearing a short, pleated skirt (preferably plaid). Finally, you seem to be wearing clogs like some kind of healthcare professional, rather than the mandated high boots or patent leather mary janes.

Melody, I’m sure you can understand how disappointed I am in this behavior. You look merely bizarre, but not trashy and that is wholly unacceptable for a Doll. If this sort of selfish flouting of the rules continues, I will have no choice but to consider disciplinary action.

Yours,

Robin