All hail Mrs Boris Becker and her masterful…er, mastery of eye-catching headwear:

I feel like it was between this and two tennis balls on springs attached to a headband (an homage to her husband, of course), and she decided this was just a wee more formal. Frankly, I’ve seen more tasteful hattery on Vegas showgirls, although I guess that if we’ve learned anything from Joan Collins as Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Dexter Rohan, it’s that if you’re going to wear a tremendously kooky hat, you might as well do it up right. And also that if you find out that your son has been painting your son-in-law’s office with poison paint to slowly drive him nuts, you should probably just keep your mouth shut.
Actually, maybe Mrs Becker should have her walls checked. Slow-working poison is a good explanation for this outfit.
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All hail Mrs Boris Becker and her masterful…er, mastery of eye-catching headwear:
I feel like it was between this and two tennis balls on springs attached to a headband (an homage to her husband, of course), and she decided this was just a wee more formal. Frankly, I’ve seen more tasteful hattery on Vegas showgirls, although I guess that if we’ve learned anything from Joan Collins as Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Dexter Rohan, it’s that if you’re going to wear a tremendously kooky hat, you might as well do it up right. And also that if you find out that your son has been painting your son-in-law’s office with poison paint to slowly drive him nuts, you should probably just keep your mouth shut.
Actually, maybe Mrs Becker should have her walls checked. Slow-working poison is a good explanation for this outfit.
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