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I don’t know who this Dana Chaney is — all Google returned on her was a post on a Bob Vila site that said, “I need a manual for a Sears Kenmore sewing machine, model # whatever” — but I do know that renaissance faires nationwide will appreciate her efforts to spice up the genre.
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Comments (59):
Dear god…is that a lace sash for a belt?
Is she BAREFOOT?
Who is this girl!
She’s got a whole porn star milk maid look going. I’ll have to remember that for next Halloween.
Well, there you go. She was probably looking for the part of the manual that describes what to do if your sewing machine ATTACKS YOU.
I can almost (almost!) get over the top, but the lace bit on the jeans is just… no.
And, ladies, please. Stop with the jeans that look as though they’ve eaten your feet. We don’t need to get all high-water here, but there is a happy medium and you should all explore it.
I think there’s a whole of of double-stick tape going on there – top AND bottoms… Hate shoes that don’t appear to be shoes. Porn star/milkmaid…LOVE IT!
http://imdb.com/name/nm1588985/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTUwMHx0dD1vbnxmYj11fHBuPTB8cT1EYW5hIENoYW5leS58aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=21
She was in “The Neigborhood”. Not that any of that excuses this outfit.
Her hair looks like mine when I fall asleep in a ponytail, and it ties itself into a knot in the back!
Apparently she is in a movie called “The Neighborhood” about a “poetic gangster”.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0400681/
She played the ever-so-challenging role of “Co-Ed”. Billed right below “Party Girl 1″.
Well, in all fairness, this could be a different girl, but there is a chance it’s our very own FugFairy.
haha, sorry Anna, didn’t see your post in time.
I do decree; that is one slutty wench.
it’s a brave woman who crosses marie-antoniette cleavage and flamenco-style sleeves and comes out looking like Britney’s trashier cousin. respect.
http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/
Argh, shiver me belly!
It think she’s wearng shoes. Her toes are all mashed together like she has strappy stilettos on. I can also kind of see a tan sole. She looks like she wants to bring me a beer. I whole-heartedly accept. Thanks wench.
Those jeans look pretty tight. I would bet hard earned money that the sash from her boob restraint system is hiding a wicked camel toe.
Someone lost aaaalll her buttons. Thank god there was excess lace on those sleeves to tie it up.
I think she would have looked better had she done the full Renaisannce Faire ensemble. You can’t go half-assed on these things, it’s either full-assed or no assed.
she’s at an event for the fashion line of Lisa “Fish Lips” Rinna. What do you expect?
Did no one learn anything from The Puffy Shirt episode on Seinfeld?
see http://www.bellegray.com/
…I believe she is wearing the “joe bush vintage flared gauchos”
Awww, Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep. And her shirt. And her shoes. And her sense of dignity!
BAH.. i usually agree with your fug critiques, but i acutally think her ensemble is charming. i’d wear it.. guess that makes me a porn-star milk maid wench named little bo peep?
I think there’s a difference between looking fugly and just looking silly. I would put this more in the silly category because she really doesn’t look that bad, just, well, silly.
okay, I seriously thought it was Sheryl Crow for a minute, good/bad, you make the call
I think she MADE that outfit on a Sears Kenmore sewing machine. How else do you account for that tacky bit of dimestore lace on the waistband of her jeans? And oh look, the poor girl didn’t have time to finish her home ec project on the blouse, forcing her to leave home before sewing on the buttons of her blouse.:)
Why o why has nobody mentioned the SHINE on that chick’s face? She has enough oil there to fry some fries. There’s a big difference between the dewy look and dripping with grease, er oil. BTW, according to the fashion trends, the dewy look is now on its way out and the matte look is coming in. It’s called powder, invest in some hon.
That’s regrettable.
Oh, and going to that Belle Gray site, there is an item, a frayed denim mini if you will, called a…..wait for it…..Joe Bush Mini. Kid you not. It is a scintilla (very small amount)away from showing the WHOLE package (pooswa, poonanny, whatever p word you want to use)- right along the lines of the Pammie pic right below this one. The Joe Bush Mini – Coming soon to a Paris/Peldon/Ling near you!
OMG, I should have looked further, there is indeed a pic of Paris wearing it on the following link:
http://www.bellegray.com/joe-bush-vintage-denim.htm
Ok, this store is a block from my office. I think it’s the place where the chicks are always sitting outside drinking coffee wearing pants so low their thongs hang out and we laugh at them. Will totally have to go check that out.
Also on that page: http://www.bellegray.com/as-worn-by.htm is a pic of Mischa that was fugged earlier. It’s the Fug Factory! Why isn’t Peldon on their site?
She looks like half of an octopus. Or one of those things where one person stands behind the other and puts their arms out so it looks like the front person has four arms.
This store deserves it’s own Special Fug Report. Do I really want to wear “what Tara wore”? It’s like an explosion at InStyle magazine. Check out the “mist fun gauchos.” Most heinous!
http://www.bellegray.net/product.asp?ProductID=432786
What the FUG?!?!?! Those Lisa Rinna “clothes” are the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen–frankly, the half-dressed RenFaire/cowgirl starlet looks like Grace Kelly in comparison to the Belle Gray “couture”.
The “jeans cut off to gaucho length” have to be a joke, right? Nobody really pays anyone else to hack a pair of old jeans into bits, do they?
Also, for everyone who says “Oh, this outfit isn’t so bad”–imagine how it looks when she’s sitting down. Or when the wind blows, for that matter.
Oh good god, even the website itself is fugly. And who put this woman in charge of dressing celebrities? Hasn’t she done enough just by having those lips?
You know how clothes usually look better on, than on the hanger? Probably not this time.
The black– let’s call it “thing”: is it worn over the pinkfrilly, or is the pinkfrilly part of the thing? The thing is a cruel reminder of my collection of 1980s bridesmaid dresses. PUFF!
What I think disturbs me the most about that site is their suggestion to go “up 2 sizes if not more on all Joe Bush products, so the fit is lower on your waist.” I can’t even respond to that. Making that decision is like asking everyone to stare at your ass, which will be hanging out of your “jeans” no matter what you do. And $176 for a mini skirt?! For that much you might as well hire a couple of body guards, strip naked and use them as a screen. Same amount of coverage is all I’m saying.
thank god you updated! i was missed your dry wit so much that i went to daily celeb myself and actually saw this picture. it looks to me that a dreaded (Floral Print) Curtain Pirate attacked her.
She kind of looks like Jennifer Aniston, in a slutty-cousin kind of way.
I’ve got to agree with another comment, I thought Sheryl Crowe had gone batty for a moment.
I think the lace is part of the shirt, not the pants. But I could be wrong. I actually wouldn’t mind this so much if the shirt were either all the peach floral or all black. Preferably the floral. It wouldn’t be great but it would look summery and pretty.
Ugh. When did the St. Paulie Girl swap out her can-can skirt for stupid, too-low, fringe-y cuff jeans?
Any outfit that exposes half your body is a mistake. It’s not sophisticated, and can’t be called “style.”
When will people learn?
Step off bitches, she looks fine.
What’s worse – the fugly freak-show outfit, the bizarre fake (or smooshed/manipulated to look fake) boobs, or the fact that this woman has fanbois/fangrrls?
This woman, whoever the Hell she is, is very pretty, in that dime-a-dozen Charlize Theron/Maria Bello/Teri Polo/Christine Taylor/Christina-Applegate-ten-years-ago way.
But this outfit looks like she was interrupted while changing from her Renaissance Faire garb into her jeans and sweatshirt. “Whoops! What’d I do with my petticoats and farthingale?”
The genius part is how the top’s bizarre sleeves makes it look like her arms are totally disconnected from her body — like she has shoulders and forearms, but nothing inbetween. Or perhaps they’re actually manniquin arms, sewn right onto the blouse. At last, clothing that can make anyone look like a double amputee!
Tsk tsk. She is a pretty girl and chooses to dress herself like this?! What a waste.
Just another proof that actresses are headcases and need help. First shrink then stylist.
This woman is showing off the success of her day’s high colonic for sure. Someone should also give these celebrity chicks a clue that we all get Belle Gray jeans like Lisa Rinna is modeling at salvation army for no more than 5 bucks! How stupid can you be?
Jeez if she isn’t careful her top will come undone and expose more ugliness. :/
After the horror that was BayFug, I think she looks positively refreshing. Fugged up, don’t get me wrong, but at least her boobs aren’t falling out the bottom and we can’t see her vagina. All Fug has a new meaning now, after BayFug. I’m so glad you’ve posted something else. I was getting hives having to look a that.
I think I’ve become more disturbed by the bellegray website than the tacky outfit on the unknown actress. What is up w/ Lisa Rina posing in all the outfits? She’s creepy. Especially in the mini skirt. Lisa, put away the pubic bone, m’kay?
http://www.bellegray.com/joe-bush-vintage-denim.htm
Why did she wear pants? That long sash running down from her cleavage would have perfectly convered her crotch…making the outfit more cutting edge.
Is that Sienna Miller?
Heather and Jessica: Please, please, please, go and fug that entire Belle Gray website!
Those “gaucho” pants were called “culottes” when I was in elementary school.
My 5 foot tall mother loooooved wearing them -in polyester.
She forced me to wear them to school every day too, by the simple expedient of not buying me anything else.
I was teased unmercifully.
Which probably explains my devotion to matching, properly fitting clothing. I won’t even wear shorts now…
I agree with the poster upthread- the actress looks wonderful compared to the horrid clothes at Bell Gray.
Sadly, the lace is attached to the jeans. A girl in one of my classes has jeans sort of like that, only hers don’t sit so low on her hips. And they actually don’t look so bad with a lacy top–for going to a college class on a weekday. And at least the girl I know with jeans like that brushes her hair and washes her face!
Look at that oily sheen! If she has a tendency to “glow” that heavily, she should avoid velvet at all costs–even well-ventilated velvet.
Dana Chaney??
Hmm, the body looks 20, the face? 40. The clothes? 12.
That central sash-rip cord looks like it could spring a tarty Inspector Gadget explosion in 1.5 seconds. Frilly bust cups to Helicopter/Parachute. BLAM.
Wow. Just….wow.
She looks hot !!!!
Nice skin, flat tummy…lace…ummmmmm.