Random Fug

I was going to comment, in somewhat snippier tones, that I don’t care for what clothing designer Jessie Della Femina is wearing.

And then I realized that might not be fair: Is she really technically wearing it? Or is it simply strung up there carelessly trying to decorate her? One enthusiastic shrug, one wild gesture, and the groceries will come tumbling out of the bag.

It’s so sad when kids today treat their chests like curtain rods. What are they teaching in sex-ed, anyway?