Random Fug

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

These pants are:

a) Part of a performance-art campaign that urges you to choose static cling and be proud of it;

b) Shrinking up in fright, because they don’t want to touch crusty, untied brown boots that look like they’ve been outside all day doing yardwork;

c) The loving creation of an epileptic orangutan.

I just can’t decide.