Random Fug: Veronica Blume


It’s gotta be tough being in the Royal Guard. Aside from all that incessant, you know, guarding of things, you’re required to wear really heavy hats, and you have all those tourists sneaking up to you for pictures, trying to make you break face and crack a smile even though you’re supposed to stare straight ahead and ignore them. There have got to be times when a guard just wants to snap and scream, “BOO! OH MY GOD, THE QUEEN!” at some overeager 12-year old from Montana who is tugging on his pants, which is one excellent reason (among many) that I am not a member of their ranks.

But I think they’re great, and as such, it’s nice that all that commitment to keeping a stiff upper lip apparently being rewarded with a little visual stimulation for the off-hours.

So, congratulations to Vanessa, the first-ever Playboy Busby and Miss November in the upcoming pictorial calender The Changing of the Hard, in which you will learn what she did with the chin strap.

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