Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Fug

I do love JC on Randy Jackson Presents the Pussycat Dolls Presents The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll Presents America’s Next Best Top Project Dance Crew, because he is such a cranky Simon Cowell and it’s really funny and also everyone secretly loves the Simon because he tells it like it is. However, I do NOT love JC in this:

At first I thought this coat actually was cut short like a tuxedo jacket (and the gray bits at the bottom were part of his gray shirt),but I believe that’s just a little trompe-l’oeil trickery.  Trickery which does not make him look any less like he mugged a head waiter on the way to this event. You’re better than that, JC.