You know how we call Carol Alt “Noted Kook Carol Alt,” for… reasons that I can’t remember but which I believe have to do with a consistently weird wardrobe? I’m going to need to appropriate that for Emerging Noted Kook Rita Wilson.
It takes a special lady to choose a dress that’s basically Batman vs. Menopause. BAM! Ovaries go down. POW! Fallopian tubes closed. ZAP! Uterus peaces out. However, if Adam West showed up every time as part The Change, it would make the whole thing sound a lot more fun.
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