“Damn it, Hathaway. I will not give up my crown of Hollywood’s premier avant garde architectural gown-wearer without a fight. You wanna go there? YOU HAVE TO COME THROUGH ME FIRST. And I’m just getting started. GAME ON, SISTER.”
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Comments (43):
It’s an Egon Schiele drawing in a bin liner with a boob balcony, which is not a sentence I ever thought I’d put together. Well played, Friday afternoon.
Oh my, I almost spit up over the words “boob balcony.” Is that skirt crushed velvet or is it truly bin liner-esque?
I have no idea; I’ve got my eyes locked up top just in case Statler and Waldorf pop out of her cleavage and crack some jokes.
The real Statler & Waldorf might have been able to save this, but…
She looks good with a tan.
Her face looks great. Really, one of the best photos of her face that I’ve ever seen.
The dress, not so much. I get that she has a style and I applaud it, but one must call a spade a spade. This is just unflattering and ugly. She can definitely dress in keeping with her established look without going full fug.
No way can Annie take Rooney – there will be lots of ballers waiting to defend Rooney and her brand of lunacy and fashion (which I LOVE).
Her breasts are wearing a masquerade mask. Without the eyeholes thank goodness.
Snorts diet Coke out. Damn you, Mouse.
I thought at first that the black part over her breasts was the blackout bar placed there when something is unsafe for work. Not I can’t unsee it.
that’s all i see too.
I think she might have turned into a literal robot.
I’m going to disagree with you guys on the face. I think she looks much older in this picture than she has in the past. I don’t know what it is.
I agree. Something about the lip color and the tan.
Maybe I like old.
I seriously thought the top was transparent, and you’d Photoshopped a black bar over her exposed boobs.
That’s what I thought, too!
Given the direction that fashion has been going lately, it was only natural people would assume that we’d crossed the Rubicon where coverage of breasts is deemed “Granny Shirts.”
Haha….yes, my first thought was “live-action sensor bar”!
On first glance, I thought she had shown up in a sheer shirt with no bra, so the FugGirls (or whoever supplied this photo) put the modesty bar on her boobs. I see now that the bar is built into the shirt. What happens if she happens to raise one or more of her arms?
Guys, I think she’s found a way to avoid wardrobe malfunctions and getting out of car problems. Dresses with their own censor bars! It’s genius.
Well, at least she’s pretty, so the whole thing isn’t SO awful to look at.
Okay, yes, yes it is.
And you’d think a multi-millionairess could obtain shoes that fit!
What happened to the pre-Girl-With-the-Dragon-Tattoo Rooney Mara? Her brown hair color was great with her skin, you couldn’t get a paper cut from her cheekbones, and she occasionally wore *gasp* pink. That girl was actually very pretty. I don’t know what to make of this Rooney Mara.
Breast visor? She’s looking a bit Courtney Coxish to me. Hmm. Is that crushed velveteen? Lots of questions on this sad Friday.
I guess if you’re gonna go all wack-a-doodle with the dress–which I loathe, btw–you’re almost required to go stark and plain with the head-suit. But it ages her at least ten years.
Nothing remotely attractive about this look. Just trying too hard to be edgy and dark and serious and actressy.
I am most disturbed by those shoes.
she looks SO MUCH LIKE TOM HIDDLESTON.
Ack! You’re right. And now I can’t NOT see it.
Not that there’s anything wrong with looking like Tom Hiddleston…
This just screams “Hey everyone, remember when you guys cared about me and I was all dark and badass and…guys? Hello? Come on! I’m topless!!!”
Hathaway still wins this round, if only on account of the fact that she paired her kind of nuts dress with COMPLETELY INSANE shoes.
That said, does anyone else want to see this dress with Hathaway’s hooves of doom? (You all do. You just don’t know it yet.)
You’re right, The Fugger, I do want to see that!
Not to mention AH’s cooter show.
What happened to her hair? At first glance I thought it was Demi Moore because the shadow made her hair look long. Prefer Rooney with the GWTDT crop’n'fringe.
This is simply ridiculous. She always tries way, way too hard, like KStew, and their severe “serious actress” expressions are simply unpleasant. KStew in the striped dress did the sheer and black much better.
However, I’d like a boob-visor like that when I go to see The Hobbit this weekend and get the bottomless popcorn.
Who the hell added a crumpled Hefty bag to her Star Trek costume?
Seriously, it wouldn’t be so bad if it had a pencil skirt, or if someone cut off the pants from my wetsuit.
Her boobs look like a Glamour magazine “don’t”.
Wonder if people taller than her were trying hard not to peek down the visor? That black strip certainly makes it tempting to want to peek, just because it’s there. Arg, what is wrong with me that I’d be tempted to look down her dress. Darn you, Dour-Attention-Dressing-Starlet!
When will the performance piece of Lisbeth Salander end? Hasn’t she done all those movies? Why won’t she move on? I’m so sick of the modern-sleek-goth-clinical-depression look.
It IS getting dreary, especially when we know she can look like this:
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I agree with Bottle Ginger–I almost feel like the top part might have been going somewhere interesting, but then the shiny rumpled-plastic-bag material on the bottom and the awkward skirt length.
Her face does look great, though.
She’s so much prettier without the Statement Bangs. I wonder what was so secret about her boobs that they had to be redacted?
Can you guys please put that thing on where you mouse over and can see what brand the stuff is. I covet those shoes.
I started laughing the moment I saw it.