Rude Fug

In my imagination, Rihanna and Lady Gaga consider the other their arch rival, and spend a lot of time and brain power trying to figure out how to out-do the other, outfits-wise. Gaga, of course, has been winning the game, but she started out very dramatically and has — in my opinion — no where else to go. Whereas RiRi is gaining on her:

Of course, my concern is that the end game is going to be public nudity for the both of them, and then what will I have to write about?