TAYLOR LAUTNER: I am going to be as clothed as I can be for the rest of this tour.
KRISTEN STEWART: My hair claw and I are going to stand as close to Taylor as we can for the rest of this tour.
ROBERT PATTINSON: I am going to use as many natural bodily fluids as I can to style my hair for the rest of this tour.
TAYLOR: I am more than a body, world! Don’t objectify me!
KRISTEN: I am totally not rocking the bed mambo with that dude, world! Don’t be grossed out by me!
ROBERT: I am filthy and rank, world! Don’t stalk me!
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Well, it’s an improvement from the acid trip gone bad she was wearing before.
The hair claw is distracting. It’s just too weird to be attractive in any way. She wears the outfit well, and while I am not a fan of the mismatched thing, it isn’t horrible. I’m just not really liking it all that much. Separately, I could like the top and the skirt – together, they are just too busy.
Sidenote: Robert really shouldn’t hit the bong before he goes on the red carpet. Taylor is overdressed but making me think bad thoughts considering he is underage. Stepping away from the computer now.
I don’t know… Kristen seems to always look almost as unclean as Rob. The mismatch stuff lately doesn’t help.
I stand the statement I made on the Rihanna post a couple days ago. Taylor looks so nice even with hand in pocket. Rob looks douchy.
R-Pattz has the face of an angel, a sexy sexy angel, and so his personal hygiene is irrelevant. He can never be fug.
K-Stew, however, continues her vandalism against her own attractiveness. She’s a beautiful girl but just can’t seem to hit the bullseye stylewise – she always looks awkward, like a teenager who has been forced into her outfit by an overbearing mother.
is that spring 2010 BALENCIAGA!?!??! and she wore proenza just the other day. girlfriend has a new stylist, and it’s working for her. FAB!
oh RPATZ, I’d still drewl on you even if you wore a tight sailor suit and smell like fish.
KStew is such a great girl and this oufit is fug but that happens when you’re young.
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I like K-Stew’s outfit, and I give her a pass on the hair because you can only do so much while you’re trying to grow out Joan Jett’s 70′s shag.
But honestly, I can’t believe anyone finds R-Pattz attractive. He looks like Marcel from Top Chef.
heee! R-Pattz’z head is channelling Nic Cage from Valley Girl!
Forget K-Stew’s top and skirt. Can we talk about those shoes? Ewww. Shiny, plastic, leg shorteners.
Taylor looks great.
RPatz is in dire need of a razor, shower and delousing.
THOSE FREAKIN’ SHOES? NOT FLATTERING. Why, why, WHY do people insist upon wearing foot coverings that are monochromatic and cut off at the ankle? Hooves, that’s all I can see, which start to make another weird ensemble that K-Stew is magically working (again, damn her) seem a bit like an old horse blanket made from a grubby quilt. Get rid of them clodhoppers, gal, because the rest of you is hip and cool (and I love her hair like this – not hair-clawy at all).
Now, R. Pattz has got to have the dumbest expression on his face when this shot was taken. Just goes to show even beautiful people have awkward moments, especially when they are simultaneously trying to answer a pap question and put their finger in a light socket.
Mr. Taylor – you continue to be adorable. Don’t stop.
Okay I like KStew’s dress from the front. But the back? YOU CAN SEE HER UNDERTHINGS! As in it is sheer. I dont believe you can accurately fug or fab it without seeing the back!
Talyor’s suit looks shiny, but his adorable face distracts me. Kristen is WORKING it out! So much better.
Rob…just. no.
Kristen looks par for the course. Bizarre, greasy, smirky and just altogether fugly.
Bob-O just looks like he came from an all night bender and is suffering from a righteous hangover.
Since Taylor is under age, I’m not able to say anything appropriate. I am reminded though of the furor surrounding LiLo and the Olsens when they reached 18. Anxiously awaiting the ribald from the Fug Girls upon the occasion of his 18th.
I don’t understand the skirt, but the top looks cute. I think the real story here is: No Fake Tan. Thank you, Kristen.
Did anybody see the back? I posted the link to see the back. It is see through and you can see her underwear. Why was this not brought up?
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Kristen’s top is cute, it would be good with a well fitted black pant or a black pencil skirt.
The skirt she is wearing is unflattering and just kinda ugly/boring, I can’t imagine liking it paired with anything
I’m guessing you havn’t seen a picture of the back?
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p.s. yes THOSE ARE HER PANTS showing through the see-through mesh pannel on back of her skirt. There are also mesh panels on the sides, and I’m pretty sure the top is mesh-based. If it wasn’t for the over exposure i’d quite like this outfit.
I know I’m in the tiny minority but I think Kristen looks great. It’s not an outfit for everyone but it completely suits her image. It’s so ironic that this badass punk chick is playing Bella Swan, the biggest non-entity in fiction.
Meanwhile, Rob, honey, I know the mantle of fame weighs heavily on your shoulders, but you really need to keep your mouth closed on the red carpet.
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Kristen’s underwear show out the back of the skirt. That makes the skirt fug in my opinion. I think the shirt is salvageable with a dark pencil skirt and better shoes.
Ms. K Stew- Try again.
Mr. R Pat- You have my sympathy on the terrible burden that is your fame. Now go shower.
Mr. Taylor- Come give mommy a kiss.
Even with the see-through panel in the back, I like the skirt. At least she’s wearing full coverage panties. I can think of at least four girls who would’ve gone commando.
I dunno… I kinda dig it — for her, that is… no Chuck Taylors, and she’s matching the other dude who I guess plays the werewolf… good on her! still don’t know why people classify that Pattinson guy as hot — every time I see him he looks mildly retarded [especially when they catch him with his mouth open] feh
This is a terrible picture of this event. There are many that are better, when everyone looks better.
It looks like Taylor found these two leaning on his lightpost and brought them in to say hi.
K.Stew could do worse, I guess. But that doesn’t make this good.
I swear to god I have no idea why people find R.Pattz attractive.
Evidently, Taylor and Daniel Radcliffe have the same stylist.
Maybe I am in the minority here, but I really like how Kristen looks with black hair. Think of how cute she would look with a style similar to Tajari Henson’s (asymmetrical bob with side-swept bangs). Not that crazy about her outfit…didn’t Freida Pinto wear something like this not long ago?
Taylor looks cute, even if his outfit is a bit too shiny. R-Pattz made me throw up a little.
Only a very young gal could wear this, and she’s doing a fine job. But if I was her mother, I wouldn’t let her out of the house in that see-through monstrosity.
Taylor: Trying way to hard. Less shine, less suit, less “blue steel”!
Kristen: Sad day at the orphanage. Also, trying way too hard. Just more natural hair, eyes, clothes would work much better.
Rob: How can he light up the big screen and be completely non-photogenic? I think it has to do with his inability to maintain his body hair: beard, eyebrows, neck, head…these are consistently out of control!!!
Oh dear, what IS Kristen wearing? This outfit is worse than yesterday’s, and that’s saying something. I also don’t understand what anyone sees in Pattinson – douche is the word. No wonder Kristen’s trying to get away from him. I can practically see the lice/fleas jumping off him…
Who cares about her hideous outfit, her haircut is so offensive! What’s going on?
I’m confused – on this and the later picture, it looks like Kristen’s dress is trying to be a skirt and top – it goes about 4 sizes up at the waist…
I think KStew is just FAB on this dress. Seriously, you have to have guts to use something so unexpected and be THAT badass! But I must say that is something wrong about her hair claw on this. — Just wondering…
RPattz. Well… He is gorgeous, absolutely. No doubt about it! But this look I-don’t-take-a-shower-for-a-week is really growse. If he showered, wore some CLEAN shoes and put his shirt into his paints, he would look a lot way better. Remember dude: you are on RED CARPET!
Based on this I can come to only one conclusion: I am team Taylor for red carpet! Taylor Lautner FTW! \o/
Gosh, Taylor is just adorable. Look at that clear skin and focused eyes and strong brow. Lovely (although, ironically, he could play Angel’s younger brother from the Buffy series …can you all see it?)
I went for 2nd option (like the top), but the last one (R-pattz smells) is definitely true… Gosh, how I hate this whole casr, wonder if that would change if I watched any of these crap twilight movies…
RPatz look more like a wolf in here and does he really smell bad? I guess so. Well probably from going out and partying and drinking all the time, he could stink. but then again he looks smokingly hot!
Sarah above said “she always looks awkward, like a teenager who has been forced into her outfit by an overbearing mother”. That pretty much sums up almost every outfit that Kristen wears to an event. She really wants to be one of those actors who just wants to act, dammit, and doesn’t want to dress up for events, do interviews, etc. Unfortunately, that comes with the celebrity territory, so she probably should get used to it. She ‘doesn’t care’, we get it! At any rate, she’s very pretty, and has stunning green eyes.
Taylor always, always looks great, clean, and very yummy.
Rob, well, hmm. What can I say; he’s so very gorgeous and sexy and British, that he can get away with the whole disheveled, unwashed, “just got up and put on the first thing I grabbed from the floor” thing. On him, it works.
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