SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Kate Mara


OH! There’s my extra vacuum cleaner filter.

I’ve been wondering where that went off to. It’s attached to the bottom of Kate Mara’s old-timey torturous-looking girdle!

AND the ratty headband I wear to the gym! God. What else of mine has she been hoarding? Do you also have my car keys, Kate? My long-missing tube socks? MY SOUL?

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  1. Erin

    Oh! Just awful. The headband! And the pouty face! And the weird bits and pieces! There are just TOO many things going on with this look, and she looks mighty uncomfortable.

  2. I.K.

    This is seriously the worst outfit I’ve seen for quite a while. It’s like she tried to combine as many unflattering elements as possible!

  3. Fuh Ugh

    Wow, I totally thought this was Anna Kendrick. So glad it’s not her in this tragic dress and truly heinous doo-rag.

  4. testington

    that is atrocious, I take back anything I said early suggesting anybody else was worst dressed. She is so pretty, why would she do this?

  5. llism

    Jeebus. There is nothing right on this other than the makeup, which is pretty. Her hair is awful, made worse by the swatch scalped from her dress. The bodice is smashing her girls, and the rest is so binding that she has the posture of a human-sized nutcracker. Yikes.

  6. Lindy

    This was so, so terrible. Seriously, it was the worst dress I’ve seen in YEARS.

  7. Shnaggi

    Designed by Corsetière to the Damned. Looks like she forgot to put her dress on and walked out with her full body corset on. The front is pulling her forward in a fiendish strapping mistake. Tres Terrible. Er and there is no Bling in the world that is gping to help this. Nor is fancier hair. Neither will a different colour. The headband is the proverbial icing on a very Fugly cake.

  8. Lina

    er…it’s an interesting concept-gown, but IT’s wearing her instead of the other way around. Zoe Saldana could pull this off, I think, and inspire an interesting conversation on fashion history in the process; but this girl isn’t even close to having Zoe Saldana’s grace and presence.

    Also, if your skin is fair, beige is nearly always terrible. Gah.

  9. Holly

    I feel bad for her, but I think this is easily the worst outfit of the evening. gah. I know it’s too see-throughy, but I think the look she was hoping for was more of what Jenna Ushkowitz had going on. That dress may not be lined well, but the cut and color are very flattering on Jenna. There is nothing flattering about what poor Kate is wearing.

  10. Mary

    Is it bad that I thought that perhaps she knew this was a total trainwreck and wore it in the hopes that people would forget her sister Rooney Mara for a few seconds and remember that she existed?

  11. Agent Scully

    Am I nuts or would Kate Mara play the perfect Lisbeth Salander?

  12. Melissa

    WHAT is that expression on her face? Since I don’t know her and she looks about 12, she truly could be the demon stepchild who poisons your underclothes while your partner won’t hear of anything wrong, and all because you asked her to stand up straight.

  13. Nina

    <—rendered speechless by the ugliness of this outfit. :(

  14. Sara

    Who is this person? I thought it was the girl from Twilight who was with Intern George in “Up in the Air” but apparently not… And I STILL can’t tell Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez apart. All these tiny starlets look the same. They sould make them wear nametags. Bedazzled Chanel nametags of course.

  15. Sajorina

    When I saw this picture I said out loud “No, No, No, No, No, No, No!!!” It’s just HORRID!

  16. vandalfan

    She’s wearing a beige Dalek.

  17. Moi

    @sara All these tiny starlets look the same. They sould make them wear nametags. Bedazzled Chanel nametags of course.

    Bwahahahahahaha!

    She looks like a bottle brush. And, why. Why, why, why why, why, is nude ONCE AGAIN the color of the season? On a shoe and a bag, okay. But that’s IT.

  18. soapstef

    Oh No Kate! You are still my favorite Kate, but this cannot happen again!

    I can’t talk about the dress…I’ll cry, but really, she has the most beautiful hair so I don’t see how this could happen. It’s still not a full panic situation unless she pulls a Prepon and goes blond or plumps her lips up to tire size!

  19. Another Jill

    Terrible, but it did get people to pay attention to her, so maybe it served its purpose?

  20. lc

    I might be okay with it in black and with a slightly relaxed bodice, but the headband must be burned!

  21. a

    somebody statuesque could probably carry it off, like blake lively in the donna karan dress

  22. kimmy

    ha. she doesn’t even look happy to be wearing this!

  23. Maria

    Ohhh, @Agent Scully, are you just being snarkily brilliant? Because I was going to say the reason she looks awful is because she’s very bitter that her little sister has become The It Girl when she was supposed to be up first.

  24. Spacelamb

    Possibly the worst dress/accessories I’ve ever seen. Seriously.

  25. NYCGirl

    I just can’t find the words. And not because it’s 5:30 in the morning, either.

  26. Di

    That dress looks like tripe. Like actual cooked animal stomach lining. I do not like it.

  27. Amy

    If you have to wear venetian blinds and a lampshade, they should at least be figure-flattering and not give you square boobs.

    At least her makeup looks pretty.

  28. manostihl

    It doesnt matter what she wears she still looks pretty in it. Yall are just jealous cause looks better than you do.