Oh, Santana. At the Globes, you hoisted them front and center (and how).
And now at the SAGs, you’re shoving them off to the side? Mating them with your armpits? Trying to put softballs in a golf-ball-sized case? No. It’s too far in the other direction. (And it’s ruining my enjoyment of an otherwise really pretty gown, which I wish I could’ve seen on somebody for whose cup volume it was ideally designed.) Although I admire how you’re getting them to stay so pertly aloft. That is some quality tape. I wonder if I could use that to hang some of my pictures. Beats putting a nail hole in the wall.
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Yup, quality tape, all right. The kind you can only find in a doctor’s office. Put ‘em away, Naya.
The dress could be lovely, on a different body type. As it is, it’s rather unflattering and washes her out.
Hint: designer dresses are not made for fake boobs.
What if we put Naya’s dress on Lea and Lea’s dress on Naya? Would that work?
Now we know why shopping for a bra is such agony. Ladychests, like snowflakes, are individual, not standard sizes.
I *badly* want to know how that tape works, though. Is there some sort of gravity-fighting superhero out there I need to meet?
How do they even – I just – are the SIDES supposed to look like that? You don’t see much of that up here in St. Paul in the wintertime …
I need to find another angle to judge this dress from. The dress is pretty, but Naya’s chest is ruining it. Maybe if the straps had been shortened? Ugh, why did she feel the need to get a boob job?
Chris is right … the “tape” can be found underneath her pectoral muscles ( apparently the more natural looking enhancements are under the muscle or some such nonsense ) … I like the idea of putting Lea in this dress, the only problem I see is that Naya in Lea’s dress would give her cleav like January had at the globes .. i suppose she could you know pull it shut a little and then apply actual boob tape to keep it there ,….. yeah i like that, good plan
If she wants to showcase her rack, she should have had the dress tailored to so. Also I feel like she’s trying to convince us that she’s naked with this dress. It’s kinda pretty, but weirds me out at the same time.
That dress is so. freaking. pretty. I am studiously ignoring the implants (and could they look more fake? Jeebus), and trying to pretend someone I like better is wearing it.
That gown is a nightgown.
I…think it’s lovely? Is that okay? It has a sleek kind of 40s vibe to it, like Rita Hayworth would have rocked the shit out of it.
The boobs are ridiculous, though.
Shame that lovely dress is overshadowed by the fake hair, fake cheeks, fake lips, and fake boobs.
I don’t know why is Naya Rivera. I don’t find her very attractive, she looks very plasticy, and if the rumors about her being batsh*t crazy are true, then she’s more trouble than she’s worth.
But this dress just looks so cheap. And not just because of her boobs issue and its ill fit. I’m sure it’s not cheap. But the fabric looks like that weird scratchy gold fabric I used to see in the 80s on like, maybe, an old lady as a cardigan over a black sleeveless turtleneck sweater and she had coral lipstick that smudged her Capri menthol cigarettes that she pulled out of a gold chainmail cigarette pack holder. You know?
The best Advocacy for avoiding Plastic surgery …we know they were expensive Honey but you can put them away now……
I like the dress, but no REAL breasts would look like that while wearing it! When I cover her side boob with my thumb, I like it so much better!
It just makes her breasts look SOOOOOO fake.
It’s like Naya is running for Jack Donneghy’s title of “Most”, except I would crown her Very. This whole look is just Very.
Love the dress, but not the hair. It’s too flat. Somehow she looks whiter than she usually does.
I’m just loving that she’s matching her boobs to the occasion: globes for the Globes, sags for the SAGs (well, the sag is more sideways than downward like you’d expect, but silicone can only do so much). I’m dying to see how she interprets the Oscars. And maybe a little afraid, too.
As for the dress…oh honey, not everyone can wear everything. This one’s not for you.
I kind of like the dress, although yeah it’s a weird choice with those implants.
Check out her makeup though. Gorgeous! This makes me reconsider my abandonment of rose-colored lipstick and blush back in the 90s…
y’all are crazy. Naya looked astounding at the SAGs, same as at her birthday and at the GGs. Girl has really stepped up her game this year.
I think it’s clever of her to match her gowns to the names of the awards. Last time her golden globes were front and center. On Sunday they were sagging to the sides.
I can’t wait to see how she will continue this theme for the Emmys. It might even be worthwhile inviting her to the Oscars and Grammies just to see how she handles the wardrobe challenge.
She doesn’t look horrible but I didn’t really like this look. Her hair and makeup looks nice but her boobs look squashed and I don’t like the dress on her.
That’s not tape – that is youth + sillicone.
Holy Boobjob Batman! i like how people were insisting they were real in the last post. i dont know why such a gorgeous girl would do this, but the gown is divine.
I love Naya! While I preferred her look at the golden globes I still think she looks beautiful here. I don’t think she got a boob job, but even if she did so what? It’s her body she can do what she wants with it. Also, what’s so wrong with showing off some boobage? Side boob or not it’s not like she’s popping out. Naya is a sweet girl and ugly rumors keep being spread about her just because some people can’t separate the actress from her character on Glee. It’s a shame.
OH GOD OH GOD WHY did you have to mention NAILS and NAIL HOLES in connection with boobs? I will be clutching my boobital region and whimpering inside for WHOLE MINUTES THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK.
I agree that the dress isn’t really very flattering and she can definitely do better, but I don’t know, I’m not so sure about the boob job. If you look at other photos of her from the SAGs, where she isn’t showing herself off quite so much and doesn’t have her hands on her hips, there’s not so much evidence of implants. Much more normal shape (for a 23 year old anyway), although still really nasty side-cleavage.
Bad boobjob…its easy to spot when you have so many to look at here in SoCal
who is this lady??!!?!?!?!?
It’s awful. It looks like sparkly sweatshirt fabric. Also, I could really do without the seam down the middle. And the boobs. Oy. They looked super fake in her GG dress, and surprise surprise, they look super fake here. Other actresses have had boob jobs and their racks do not look like this. What is the deal?
Dress too small through the top giving her chest a squashed look.