SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Rachel Griffiths

Oh, Brenda.

I think I’ve seen this outfit before. Where was it? Where was it? It’s right on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yes! On the cover of the bodice-ripping novel Love, Remember Me, wherein the beautiful English heroine is kidnapped and sold into a harem in some unnamed but beautiful and exotic Middle Eastern country, where she’s forced to have threesomes with other girls in the harem and she’s very against the threesome in theory, but when she does it, she sort of secretly likes it, but not as much as she likes the English lord she was engaged to before she was kidnapped, even though he’s not as kinky as the guy who owns the harem. At one point in that book, she wore this outfit. And then the harem housemother made her take it off because the color washed her out.