"Now I'm filled with regret. Regret that I will totally get over if I win that thing. I'm GREAT in Moneyball. I EARNED THIS. GEORGE HAS TWO. That other dude doesn't even TALK in his movie! Gary Oldman got to be Sirius Black, isn't that enough of a prize? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE OTHER DUDE IS. COME ON. I look great in this suit. Angelina looks all bad ass and sort of mean again, which is way more fun than when she's all feeding orphans in caftans. REWARD US. Man. I'm not usually like this. What's wrong with me? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?"