Sarah Jessica Parker appears to be slightly disoriented by her fug:
[Photo: Splash News]
Indeed, after falling into The Gap, it’s easy to lose your equilibrium, doubly harder when you swaddle yourself in a vortex of polka dots, tiny ruffles, and pearls on your out-of-nowhere red shoes.
And… I can’t tell if that’s just a collar, or a collar that’s attached to the dress itself. All I know is, her right breast is slooooowly trying to escape by leaking out over the side.
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Comments (49):
Thank goodness you fugged her good — or, rather, she fugged herself. That dress was only slightly less appealing and ill-fitting than the brown beast Cynthia Nixon wore. Never thought I’d say this, but these girls need Pat Field back in their lives BIG time.
Btw, Kristin Davis looked lovely. No flies on her!
Can’t believe I almost forgot — did you see Star Jones — in SATIN. Holy fugger that gal is DELUDED. Course we all knew that by now didn’t we, but I don’t feel we deserved the visual assault.
Is it just me, or does it look like she has suddenly grown a polka-dotted Platypus tail?!?
Sorry, I forgot to mention the shoes: The shoes look like they were made out of leftover Christmas decorations.
This photo obviously has caught her mid-stagger. The woman is drunk, people! That’s the only rational explanation for this wardrobe choice.
Oh NO! I just don’t know if I can ever see SJP as a Fug Offender!!! Waaaaaaaah.
This was the worst award show ever. So many ugly dresses. It looked like the tailor’s in Hollywood have gone on strike. Most of the hemlines were way too long. Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives had armpit fat hanging over her dress!! How is that possible when she is a size zero???? The event looked like an 80′s prom. I hope the Oscars are better.
Auntie Mame called. She wants her schtick back. Probably not the shoes though…
GAWD. Rarely have I seen so many ugly details on one ill fitting dress. The fug is making my head hurt so badly that I cannot pinpoint the worst of the details. I don’t blame her breasts (the left one is pushing out, too) they are just trying to survive the smush.
Thank you for finally fugging the Ugliest Man on the Planet.
that collar seriously disturbed me when I saw her. I looked like a dog collar. I didn’t realize SJP and Matty are into that New York S&M club scene.
I keep trying to adjust my vertical hold….
uhh, IT looked like a dog collar. I did not look anything at all like a dog collar myself.
Holy eighties flashback. I think Molly Ringwald wore this one in at least two John Hughes movies.
You know, if you tilt the picture slowly side-to-side, the dots start to move on their own. I do believe I saw this dress years ago when I was being tested for eyeglasses.
Platypus tail is exactly right!
Though I’m less than fond of the dress, it’s the shoes I hate most. Because they would be so cute if they hadn’t been attacked by six mutant giant clams, who then threw up on her feet.
And if they actually matched her dress.
Ugh! I’ve often thought SJP was fugly more often than not, but this just proves my point. And WHAT is with her legs (and the rest of her skin for that matter)? At firstI thought she was wearing tan pantyhose (ewww), but then I realized (based on the disturbing colour of the rest of her skin) it was probably far too much time on the tanning bed. Perhaps she also forgot to wear her sunglasses whilst on the tanning bed, and the dots from the staring into the lights obliterated the giant dots on her dress…
I’m just wondering why her legs look 2 or 3 full shades darker than the rest of her skin– am i the only one who notices this?!
Forgive this Southern male for not knowing all that y’all do but–
Her bosoms are smushed.
The sash gives the impression that her waist has moved up after havin’ them babies and now she’s go them reeeeeeeaaaaallly long hips and equally long thighs.
Them polka dots go from round to tear-shaped the more they get toward the bottom and her brogans should least been black and more plainer-like church shoes kinda.
She looks like she’s fixin’ to teeter off the boat ramp.
you know I was so happy when she and her tiny spouse had a baby but I worry about that baby – about it’s future nose, future height and now I have to worry about it’s equilibrium and whether a steady diet of polka dots and other optical shocks will blind the poor little bastard.
can you imagine how his little playmates nannys and mommys sneer at his mother’s fashion disasters? what will THAT do to this kid. I see another confused drug addicted hollywood teen in the making.
I’m happy to see SJP fugged; I think she’s had it coming. There really are no words for the dress. But her legs? Look like Peter Scolari’s, circa “Bosom Buddies.”
This is truly the face of a deranged rabbit on the body of a drag queen. Eat, Sarah Jessica! Carbs love you–please love them back.
The thing I really like about this picture is her stance. It reminds me of Sandra Bullock in ‘Miss Congeniality’–”Hey, I’m GLIDING HERE!!” Did they catch her mid-spin or something? Is that why the dress has those weird poofy ruffly issues?
Her sash has wormed its way into the bodice of the dress, slithered up over her oppressed bosom, and thrown a grappling hook around her neck in an attempt to throttle her from below. SJP is clearly starved of oxygen in this picture, snapped mere seconds before her asphyxiation and collapse.
I didn’t see her in action on the show – was this another ensemble with which she had to keep tugging up the bodice or bosom part? She gets all togged out in something smashingly strapless, and then all she does is tug, hoist, and tug some more to make sure it all stays in place.
Tres elegant – NOT.
I don’t think there is ever an excuse for black-and-white polka dot ruffles. You can be a perennial “fashion” icon all you please, but black-and-white polka dot ruffles? That’s just… unsavory, it really is.
is what’s between her legs a fallen matching diaper?
Dress aside – why is striking a pose a la Peldon?
Let me correct that – why is *she* striking a pose a la Peldon? The photo must have fugged up my abilities to connect my brain to the keyboard. Must have been the dots – she’s pulling some sort of Reveen-esque thing here.
This is one of those scroll-down fugs. This was me looking at it:
“What’s so ba– well maybe she just– oh…oh…OH! oh honey NO!”
The legs, the over-tanned legs!!
Ack.
I love how she’s trying to steady herself by resting her hands on the heads of her imaginary talking sheepdog pals. “Bigley Barkums, Sir Reginald Waggletail, help me out here!” The dress is scary but it’s the shoes that really creep me out. They make her feet look like hooves.
The explanation seems perfectly clear: it’s a stage costume! She’s tap-dancing! Just look at that pose – caught mid-shuffle. It would also explain the too-dark legs – it’s those evil dark sheeny dancer’s tights.
I think she was going for the lampshade look (and succeeded!!!).
sarah jessica is always on all the best dressed lists and i’ve never been able to understand why. stop wearing tutu shaped dresses! also, the woman looks like a horse.
Perhaps a less severe hairdo might have encouraged circulation to the brain.
I was disappointed to see her here. What a horrible dress.
BTW My grandmother has a tablecloth that looks like that dress
Is it just me or does it seem that she copied and pasted herself onto George Hamilton’s crispy fried legs???
The hip card she earned for “Square Pegs” has expired by now, hasn’t it?
I guess she still thinks she’s Carrie Bradshaw because this is just the type of fugly outfit she would wear on the streets of New York. Go away SJP.
it’s worse from this angle:
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/fashion/do_and_dont/default.asp?page=23341
i honestly thought that the woman had put on bloomers. POLKADOT bloomers.
err… i can’t see the pic, but i did check it out on imdb.com and yep, she’s pretty fugly…
maybe that’s mistletoe on her toes!
OK, If you can pin me in 30 seconds I’ll eat something. Let’s go punk!
It looks like Christian Lacroix threw up on her. Oh, my sweet Baal. Wouldn’t you be embarrassed if you were a Famous Hetero-Sex Symbol and your two lesbian/bisexual co-stars looked infinitely more attractive and feminine than you were?
I do like the hair and makeup. Her face looks prettier than usual–it’s too bad it’s perched atop So Much Fug.
good link kat.
now she looks like she took a dump in her polkadotted depends. oy.
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/fashion/do_and_dont/default.asp?page=23341
Is that a leash connecting her bodice to…her jugular? Oh, SJP, now even your clothes want you to shut up.
The picture isn’t loading! I’ve refreshed and refreshed! I went to the source, but there were, like, a jillion pictures of SJ in the dress and I don’t know which one you posted! AHH!
We all know that in reality, the only woman on “Sex and the City” who would’ve landed all those hot men would have been Kristin Davis. The rest of the hags were BUTTUGLY.