SAG Awards Fug: Nicolette Sheridan

The best part of this picture might be the women behind Nicolette Sheridan:

Far Left is like, “I freaking love that you’re taking a picture of this with your phone,” and Near Left is like, “I know, but look at her! What is she doing? It’s like she’s welcoming peasants to the manor to partake of the leftovers of her Michaelmas feast. Except it’s the 70s and instead of Michaelmas, it’s her 4th Annual Arbor Day Key Party and she’s still drunk.” And Far Left is like, “But the color is pretty,” and Near Left is like, “Yeah, but I think I just saw Blanche Devereux wearing this on a rerun of The Golden Girls. You KNOW somewhere Michael Bolton is totally smirking into his White Russian about this,” and Far Left is like, “his White Russian?” and Near Left is all, “Please, you know he drinks them. Dude, this is going to be my best Facebook profile picture EVER.”