SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Angelina Jolie

Okay. We all knew this conversation was coming. We’ve got to talk about Angie:

SNORESVILLE. We got an email when I said that her dress at the Globes was dull, accusing me of being a psychotic Jennifer Aniston fan who never misses a chance to attack Angie, and I’d like to say right here and now that nothing could be farther from the truth: I think Angelina is crazy hot and charismatic, and I actually think she’s a sort of fascinating creature. Which is why I wish she’d turn it up a notch at these things. DUDE. You’re ANGELINA JOLIE. You travel the world with your dashing life partner and adorable children, saving humanity, and you once walked around with Billy Bob Thornton’s blood in a vial around your neck and made out with your own brother. YOU’RE MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS. Even if it IS comfortable.