SAG Awards Well Played: Diane Kruger

I suspect that part of the reason I like this so much, is that it reminds me of maybe my favorite Oscars dress ever, the one Michelle Williams wore the year she was nominated for Brokeback Mountain.

Is it possible that I am secretly a mustard fetishist? It IS the only thing I ever put on my hot dog. And I just looked in the fridge and I have five different mustards cooling their heels on the inside door. Is the clearest way to my heart simply dressing in gowns that remind me of delicious foodstuffs? If Meryl Streep shows up at the Oscars wearing something reminiscent of hot, buttered toast, will I swoon? Should Sandra Bullock start wearing earrings made of bacon? Ought I advise Anna Kendrick to show up at the Kodak wearing a Cobb salad hat and burrito arm-warmers? Probably not. (Actually….no, that would be too cruel.) But this time, it worked.