Saphfugger

So, it appears Katie “Jordan” Price has a new book out!

It’s called Sapphire – as perhaps we should have guessed from her thematically appropriate ensemble – and it’s about string theory with a special emphasis on black hole entropy. Oh, wait. I’m wrong. It’s actually about a party planner named Sapphire who learns to love again. OR DOES SHE? (I haven’t read the book, but I bet that she does.)

I must salute Katie for her…commitment to sparkle motion, shall we say? This girl is wholly willing to dress like a deranged extra from an Adult production of Swan Lake — let’s call it Swan Naked, perhaps, or Swoon Lake, if we’re going to be classy about it — if that’s what it takes to move the merchandise. Whatever that merchandise may be. Ahem.