Sasha Fug


So, Beyonce looks good, right? Or do I have to call her Sasha Fierce now? Parenthetically, I feel like I also need a professional alter-ego. I plan to force Heather to call me Jennifer Fug on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and alternate Sundays.  But, anyway, way to go, Bey — hey, wait a second:

What is that on her hand?

So Sasha Fierce has a BIONIC HAND? Why didn’t she SAY something? That makes her 100% more interesting.
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