Say You’ll Be Fug

Oh my god, you guys. The LohanLeggingitis has mutated! It’s turned from Leggings As Pants to…NO PANTS AT ALL.

Seriously, Geri, a Man’s-Shirt-As-Outfit works only on very specific occasions: the Morning After scene in a romantic comedy; as a costume for the Sexy Rumpled Woman Who Just Loves a Clean-Shaven Face in a Gillette Mach3 ad;  and those actual real-life occasions when you decide to pretend you’re in a razor commercial while your boyfriend shaves.  Two of  these events are fictional, one of them is personal, and neither of them involve being escorted places by boy back-up dancers while wearing a pelt.