Scrolldown Fug: Elisha Cuthbert

Let’s start at the very beginning — which, I have it on good authority from a certain novice-turned-governess who may or may not have snagged herself a Captain, is a very good place to start: Elisha Cuthbert has a really adorable pixie haircut.

[Photo: Splash News]

But then it devolves into 80s-high-school-movie insanity. Indeed, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that those sleeves weren’t like that until she was shoved into a closet to make out with a Teen Wolf. And it’s a cruel, cruel world in which we’re again forced to mull whether a person is wearing stirrup pants, or merely shiny footless tights. Hopefully that inch-wide strip of exposed flesh punished her short-sightedness — and short-tightedness — by getting UNBELIEVABLY cold. That’ll learn her! YEAH!