Scrolldown Fug: Rachel Bilson

Most of Rachel Bilson is at a party for Target.

[Photo: Splash News]

But her feet are at a brown-bag-themed high-school party, where everyone is required to swig their wine coolers, Long Island Iced Teas, or Colt 45 from a bottle hidden in a paper sack. But monitor them carefully, Rachel — you don’t want them to end up drunk in the bathroom, wailing for a friend to come in and help them re-snap the crotch piece of their spandex bodysuit. Because I’ve seen that party before, and it always ends with vomit in the bathtub.