Scrolldown Fug: Michelle Monaghan

Well, we start out okay here, with the makeup and the color…

… but between looking like an orthopedic brace was built into her dress at the midriff, and the shoes that bespeak a dark obsession with athletic tape, I can’t figure out why Michelle Monaghan wanted to hit the town looking like she’s being held together by the skin of her fashion. I mean, maybe it’s performance art, picking shoes that look like they treat the pain most high heels cause, but they make me want to toss her some crutches and a few dozen Motrin.