Confession time: I am TOTALLY going to buy Gwyneth’s cookbook. I love cookbooks. I love celebrity cookbooks. THIS celebrity cookbook will, I suspect, be both sort of amusing and potentially decent (Mario Batali is involved, after all.)

One thing I will not be buying, however, is this outfit (nor its knock-off, if we’re being honest):

It’s like EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD is shiny and beige. Including her forehead.