Seven Things I Fug About You (okay, just one)

Okay, Miley:

Let’s do some guided imagery. Imagine yourself in New York, in late July (which is where you are, and when it actually is). Now, imagine yourself in this outfit. Now take off those surely steamy, overwhelming, cankle-tastic boots and put on some sandals. Wiggle your toes. Don’t you feel (and look) better now? I thought so. Now, let’s work on the cap….