She’s All Fug

For those of you who are not afflicted with the sickness of turning on She’s All That whenever you notice it’s airing on cable, Rachael Leigh Cook rose to fame as the “freak” whom Freddie Prinze Jr.’s friends picked for him to turn into an unlikely prom queen, blind to her obviously hot bod, big boobs, and pretty face because she dared to wear paint-stained overalls (WHOA!!) and glasses (NOOOO!!!!!!!!).

Today, I yearn for those overalls.

This unflattering, blah satiny thing feels so department-store dated, like she dug it out of the sale rack three years ago to wear to an Easter brunch with her parents, and only brought it out again because she forgot to pick up her dry cleaning. And combined with the new haircut — which resembles the output if you chucked Christina Ricci and Britney Spears into a blender — she’s so washed-out and plain. It’s like a reverse makeover. Maybe there’s a sequel called She’s All That: Well, Not So Much, Actually, in which someone dares the school nerd to take the prom queen and turn her into wallpaper.