So You Think You Can Fug?

We’d heard tell of what host Cat Deeley wore on the So You Think You Can Dance? finale, but not having seen it, we filed it away under, “Things We Can Never Prove For Ourselves,” alongside the existence of Bigfoot and Britney’s hair regrowth.

Then, photos started trickling in, and it was almost as frightening as the sasquatch itself banging at the kitchen window hungry for some human liver:

[Photo: Splash News]

Something tells me he might have already taken a messy swipe at hers, unless she’s just really been lazy about getting back to her waxer.

Although… has anyone seen Bigfoot and Cat in the same place at the same time? I mean, for one thing, nobody who hasn’t been living in a far-flung forest or isn’t Sienna Miller would do her hair that way on purpose.