So You Think You Can Fug Australia

Oct 13, 2008 By Jessica AT 11:54 am

Natalie Bassingthwaighte here is the host of So You Think You Can Dance Australia, which I really wish was punctuated differently. Say, So You Think You Can Dance: Australia, or So You Think You Can Dance, Australia? This way, it seems like “Australia” IS the kind of dance you apparently think you can do, like the polka or the hokey-pokey.

She also apparently appeared on Neighbours, where it seems her character had all kinds of problems, including one which required her to put someone in a coma to shut them up. Who hasn’t wanted to do that, though? And here, she is wearing what can only be called EXTREME GLADIATORS. They would be awesome if I wasn’t so scared of them. I mean, those shoes are going to awaken in the night and come after you. They are going to run over your patent leather pumps with no regard for the blood they’ve spilt in their quest for dominance of your closet. These shoes will take over your LIFE. These shoes are RUTHLESS.
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