Solfugge

You guys, I think Solange has finally gone off the deep end.

[Photo: WENN]

This is like a gentle homage to Michael Stipe, with a dash of those crazy glasses Meshach Taylor wore in Mannequin when he played Hollywood — you know, the window-display designer who seemed to think it was totally fine if Andrew McCarthy made out with inanimate women in the bathroom, just as long as he kept figuring out a way to make the mannequins move. If Solange shows up at Saks tomorrow in a giant classic convertible with a pink cover on it and pitches a “Losing My Religion”-themed display, all while trying to call Kim Cattrall’s agent, we will know for sure she is broken. Or possibly a disturbed genius.