Spencfug and Heifug


[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

HEIDI: Come here, my schnookums.

SPENCER: YOU come HERE, cupcake.

HEIDI: I’m so happy we’re alone, muffin.

SPENCER: I die inside when we are not alone together, monkey.

HEIDI: Wait, did you hear something, sugarbritches?

SPENCER: Why, HELLO! What are you doing here in our living room?

HEIDI: Oh, OOPS, it’s not our living room at ALL! It’s a store!

SPENCER: How EMBARRASSING.

HEIDI: I can’t believe you caught me here in my tiny, tiny, practically transparent hot pants, making out on the bed with my honey-poo as if we were at HOME!

SPENCER: Where we do this ALL THE TIME.

HEIDI: NONSTOP!

SPENCER: Gosh, I wonder how you found us! YOU GUYS. You are such cards.

HEIDI: I just hope my extremely tiny outfit isn’t too immodest! If only I’d KNOWN I wasn’t in my own house!

SPENCER: You are so brave, pooky. Smile for the cameras.

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