I don’t know what it says about me that I seriously SERIOUSLY thought this was Kylie Minogue when I saw it in the thumbnail:
I mean, it doesn’t say anything BAD about Emma Stone here – Kylie Minogue is adorable, and certainly many a lady would be pleased to be mistaken for her — but I think it MIGHT say that her coy body language in this shot has conned me into believing that she’s about to rip off this dress to reveal hot pants and start doing an awesome choreographed dance focused primarily on her ass.
Honestly, that might not be a bad alternative. This is kind of secretly possibly okay, but it also looks about twenty-seven sizes too large for her and what is the overarching life-purpose of a too-large wrap dress other than to briefly conceal a more scandalous dance outfit, I ask you? EXACTLY.
