Spiderfug 3

Sure, on first glance, it looks like Kirsten Dunst stood still while Cinderella’s crack team of rodent tailors draped this fabric around her with imprecise cheese-fueled zeal. But, hey, it doesn’t make her look saggy, and the color is actually very pretty, as is her makeup. So close.

Then we realized why she might have chosen this strange, fussy, flowy cut.

Kiki is merely being practical. Like any sensible woman, she is making sure she’s dressed correctly in the event that she abruptly becomes six months pregnant with twins. And you know what they say: an ounce of preparedness is worth 40 pounds of figure-unfriendly fabric. Right?