St. Fuggian’s

I don’t know who the dude is with Mischa Barton here, but I do know one thing: I wish his strange shirt had hypnotized her OUT of her shorts (ew, not in THAT way) rather than INTO buying a guitar and trotting it around town like she’s part of the Von Trappuccinos, a Sound Of Music-inspired coffeehouse band that specializes in close-harmony angst-metal.

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It’s like my grandmother always never said: When the rise on your pants is that much longer than your inseam, you might as well just slap some suspenders on and call ‘em lederhosen. Although either way, Mischa owes her midsection a heartfelt apology.