St. Fuggian’s

“Yeah, that’s right, I’m Mischa Barton and I’m wearing a bathroom rug as a jacket. What of it? You’d rather I had another greasepig boyfriend with me instead? A total clap-incubator who’s about to pass out on a pool of vomit he freshly delivered onto my feet? I DIDN’T THINK SO. Bet the coat’s not looking so bad to you NOW.”