Star Fugs

There are lots of ways for an actor to battle persistent gay rumors, should he choose to do so: showing up at a variety of locales with beautiful, busty women;  going on Stern to talk about how much he LOVES banging the ladies; floating the rumor that he’s allegedly sleeping with his co-star; and, finally, Hayden Christensen’s more subtle approach — appearing in public in something no self-respecting homosexual would ever, ever wear:

We suspect his People Magazine cover will read, “Yes, I Have No Taste.”