Stars Are Fug

Behold! The species Parisis Hiltonis, in her natural habitat — out back, where the garbage cans are.  Shush, let’s watch and see what she does:

[Photo courtesy of X17.]

Oh, that’s sweet, isn’t it? It’s so rare that we get to witness this kind of display of affection between the Parisis Hiltonis and her cousin, the ferret. Usually, the two are engaging in some kind of feral wrestling, vying for genetic superiority, and/or mates. Clearly, the Parisis Hiltonis has stunned the ferret into submission by hypnotizing him with the pattern on her dress, and then delivered a sort of predator-to-predator death blow by subjecting him to that hat. But all in the name of love. It truly warms the heart, doesn’t it?