Stars: They’re Just Like Us (In That They, Too, Find Brandon Davis Scary)!

If I were the Us Weekly body-language expert, and I were being consulted to do something as gravely important as making up subtext to a celebrity photograph, I would probably suggest that Nicky Hilton is thinking, “Try to smile, be cool, stay on your side of the line — if you don’t touch it, you can’t catch anything from it.”